Fuck you, Google (2006)

Go Fuck yourself, Google...

You really think you know me so well?

You’re great at digging up dirt

Like a bitch, go run and tell.

Spilling my little secrets,

Without the chance to explain

BING’s a better search engine,

Google, You’re lame!

I hope you contract a virus.

Google, please leave!

If I wanted my computers opinion,

I WOULD HAVE ASKED JEEVES!

No matter how hard,

I try, and I fight.

I can not erase,

What you see when you type.

The fact of the matter,

The truth of the story.

If I’m being honest

You never have bored me…

Always spitting game with crazy facts,

Or ridiculous figures.

Florida man… Ludicrous stories,

or funny cat pictures.

You make things so easy,

Information, in a hurry.

What’s the weather in Alaska?

Theres a good chance for flurries!

Oh what’s it like here?

I’m about to start storming!

Thunder and lighting,

An ominous warning.

GOOGLE NOW LISTEN!

HERE COMES THE RAIN

YOUR OPEN SEARCH ENGINE

IS CAUSING ME PAIN!

My hundreds of mistakes

Taught me thousands more lessons.

Leading to a million more questions

Billions, if you count second guessing.

The public is nosy.

The people get on my last nerve.

I guess a window throgh my transgressions

Is the past I deserve.

I wish I could re-write so many lines.

Change the narrative on social media

GO FUCK YOURSELF, GOOGLE!

Why can’t you be more like Wikipedia?

Please let me alter,

The stories you share.

I could make it look

I live life with no cares.

Seek and ye shall find it.

That’s Google 3:16

Favorite the link and you’re reminded

I’m glad you weren’t around when I was a teen!

I’ve done enough time,

In the public arena.

Google you act like

Your grass is much greener!

You captured my errors,

interceptions,

My fumbles.

None of my acceptance speeches

But all of my mumbles.

None of my successful stories through my trials and tribulations

Go fuck yourself Google,

You know what I’m sayin’